Alley cats attacking "uncovered meat"

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Dear Readers--

Recent remarks by Sheik al-Hilaly regarding quaint Mohammadan courtship rituals and the dangers facing "uncovered meat" from cats have been proven correct following a recent occurence in his native country of Egypt.

According to the Egyptian internet writer Big Pharoah (who also has pictures of the event):
I never thought that the day would come when girls walking in downtown Cairo would get their clothes ripped off, not by a single street lunatic, not by 4 or 5 hormone driven youth, but by throngs of young men shouting "we will f**k, we will f**k".

The whole story started after hundreds, if not thousands of young people, were assembling in front of a cinema waiting for the arrival of movie stars who were going to attend the first screening of their movie. It was the Eid holidays and cinemas were ripe with newly released movies. Nobody knows exactly what happened but hundreds of young men started running towards any moving female creature that was unfortunate enough to be present there. Girls, both veiled and unveiled, were attacked, pulled, and had their clothes ripped off. Two girls from the gulf were surrounded by a mob that pulled off their hair cover and the long black gown that Gulf women wear. Girls started running like crazy in the street, shopkeepers pulled girls to hide them inside their shops, and a taxi carrying a girl was swarmed Bloggers who witnessed this whole ordeal stood at an intersection and warned girls and women not to approach the street where all this was happening. In short, what happened was unimaginable to almost any Egyptian.

This simply shows what happens when women don't follow the Mufti's advice:
If the woman is in her boudoir, in her house and if she’s wearing the veil and if she shows modesty, disasters don’t happen.

Your sincerely,
Mild Colonial Boy, Esq.

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