A Chip off the Old Block? or, The Thin Edge of the Wedge?

Mr C. Van Carter of Across Difficult Country reports:

In other news, Indonesian Islamofascists have opened a new front in the ongoing Jihad by launching a series of attacks against a banyan tree. Apparently the 100 year old tree possesses mystical powers, something the Musselmen find intolerable. Though slightly damaged, so far the tree appears to be winning.

First they came for the Banyan Tree and I did not speak out because I was not a Banyan Tree ...
(with apologies to Pastor Martin Niemöller)